... at "lesbi*ns" ...

I’m only here because I was promised lesbi*ns.

Some chick wanted to invite me into her sordid little internet harem, because I was clearly of good breeding, and, like, really, really, really, like, ridiculously good looking … and I thought:
"Yeah that’s like in the movies, where chicks get together and have a pyjama party and have pillow fights … in their underwear … and then they start kissing … and stuff."

But, , :( it turns out, it’s a Pretend Internet BOY Harem™, where she collects men and pimps them out. For cash. And stuff.

I got scared.

She said, "Don’t worry there’s even a couple of lesbi*ns in there…"

Mmmmm .... lesbi*ns.

The condition was that I needed a blog.

So here I am.
I am D-Man.
I do not like Online Pharmacy Spam.

I have enough tape. My video camera battery just has finished charging. Now, bring out the women who love other women! Bring ‘em-Bring ‘em-Bring ‘em!!!