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Will. Fucking. Smith.
11 April, 2005 --- 8:23 p.m.

Getting Jiggy With It



Stupid people do stupid things when they're drunk and stupid.
Like those liquored-up fools who will actually get up and sing when the Play Station karaoke games get pulled out at the end of the night. The same liquored-up fools who seem blissfully unaware that a work mate is recording the whole sad drunken thing on MPEG, which will quickly become a Send To All email classic in the sober morning…

Then there's those stupid people who will actually do stupid things sober, denying them of the chance to later even claim the right to blame The Booze for their stupidity.
Like the kind of fool who lets his wife video tape him dancing with his baby daughter to Will Smith on the TV.
Will Fucking Smith.

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WILL.
FUCKING.
SMITH.

I have a feeling this will come back to haunt me, even worse than that time that a co-worker taped me doing a drunken Vanilla Ice karaoke rendition…

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