D-Man Bites Dog
Marking my territory, one expletive at a time.
18 June, 2008 - 8:42 p.m.
D-Man is back. Fuck it.

31 May, 2008 - 11:33 p.m.
All my bags are packed

26 May, 2008 - 9:51 p.m.
"There are problems in these times...

12 May, 2008 - 10:05 p.m.
I had a little accident

11 May, 2008 - 9:37 p.m.
Yo mama ‘s day

07 May, 2008 - 8:19 p.m.
Harmonica at gunpoint

04 May, 2008 - 10:54 p.m.
Oops, there it is

29 April, 2008 - 10:48 p.m.
Beating a dead horse

25 April, 2008 - 11:52 p.m.
Anzac Day.

23 April, 2008 - 10:20 p.m.
Better dead, than a country singer

21 April, 2008 - 7:37 p.m.
Walking Central Park. Singing after dark...

16 April, 2008 - 11:01 p.m.
Shotgun blast from the past

11 April, 2008 - 11:00 p.m.
Sweet dreams aren't made of these

10 April, 2008 - 9:00 p.m.
How ya doin', me old China?

29 March, 2008 - 12:30 a.m.
It ain't easy being green.

26 March, 2008 - 10:59 p.m.
And the officer said

24 March, 2008 - 10:36 p.m.
Hot & Crossed

17 March, 2008 - 3:46 p.m.
I'm just playing, laydees...recuperation

14 March, 2008 - 11:23 p.m.
"I wish I was the radio song, the one that you turned up..."

13 March, 2008 - 8:59 p.m.
Miasma.

11 March, 2008 - 8:16 p.m.
Inventeresting.

07 March, 2008 - 11:16 p.m.
Let's Get Physic-ill

04 March, 2008 - 11:59 p.m.
Vote for Pedro

02 March, 2008 - 12:08 a.m.
Like rain, on your wedding anniversary day

18 February, 2008 - 10:28 p.m.
And she feeds you tea and oranges...

14 February, 2008 - 11:27 p.m.
Two weddings and a "phew!"

30 January, 2008 - 7:50 p.m.
A wave came crashing

23 January, 2008 - 12:47 a.m.
Great Day Out

17 January, 2008 - 11:22 p.m.
Don’t forget the neuroleptics

14 January, 2008 - 9:36 p.m.
Sir Ed's Dead, Baby.

08 January, 2008 - 5:20 p.m.
The writer's strike is over.

24 December, 2007 - 11:40 p.m.
Christ, it's Christmas.

21 December, 2007 - 10:29 p.m.
School's been blown to pieces

17 December, 2007 - 10:10 p.m.
Keep it in your pants, dick.

13 December, 2007 - 8:21 p.m.
Testudines times

10 December, 2007 - 8:29 p.m.
Easy to assemble, my ass.

05 December, 2007 - 7:39 p.m.
Bust a cap.

28 November, 2007 - 8:33 p.m.
Ho-ho-hoed

21 November, 2007 - 9:46 p.m.
even, that's the time we wake, at seven...

17 November, 2007 - 7:09 a.m.
Sugar High.

15 November, 2007 - 6:36 a.m.
In the cold November rain

10 November, 2007 - 11:26 p.m.
Yes, I'm in a band, with a gang.

05 November, 2007 - 8:48 p.m.
Weakend.

31 October, 2007 - 11:04 p.m.
Oprah says you should do it 200 times a year

29 October, 2007 - 10:48 p.m.
Trippin out.

23 October, 2007 - 11:30 p.m.
D-sgusted

22 October, 2007 - 11:24 p.m.
Idiot Wind.

18 October, 2007 - 11:06 p.m.
Happy Campers

16 October, 2007 - 4:59 p.m.
Home is where your house is.

10 October, 2007 - 10:20 p.m.
Happy Song.

08 October, 2007 - 10:12 p.m.
Sacre Blue! All in Black...

04 October, 2007 - 8:22 p.m.
Who's your mummy!

02 October, 2007 - 9:18 p.m.
God said to Noah, "there's gonna be a floody, floody..."

30 September, 2007 - 10:13 p.m.
Workplace Anthem

28 September, 2007 - 6:32 a.m.
The Moon, full in your opposite sign...

25 September, 2007 - 9:25 p.m.
Good grammar

23 September, 2007 - 10:35 p.m.
Where's D-beers at?

22 September, 2007 - 9:06 p.m.
I'm here but I'm (not) really gone...

17 September, 2007 - 10:07 p.m.
Mondayne.

15 September, 2007 - 6:44 a.m.
txt massage

10 September, 2007 - 7:28 p.m.
Don't take your guns to ... the country.

07 September, 2007 - 9:25 p.m.
A good heart thesedays is hard to find

05 September, 2007 - 12:00 a.m.
Just died in your arms tonight.

03 September, 2007 - 11:20 p.m.
Who is your daddy?

28 August, 2007 - 11:59 p.m.
Like a cloud dropping rain, I’m discarding all thought…

25 August, 2007 - 2:35 a.m.
The jet pilots wailed.

20 August, 2007 - 9:35 p.m.
Hungover and out

17 August, 2007 - 7:49 p.m.
Smile and grin at the change all around...

11 August, 2007 - 12:20 a.m.
This is just to say

06 August, 2007 - 9:36 p.m.
"Colder than a blow from an Eskimo whore..."

02 August, 2007 - 9:52 p.m.
Books and crannies

30 July, 2007 - 10:52 p.m.
I hit the sack

11 July, 2007 - 11:32 p.m.
Auction action.

09 July, 2007 - 11:03 p.m.
The guilty undertaker sighs.

08 July, 2007 - 10:16 p.m.
Dial-up pile-up.

02 July, 2007 - 10:18 p.m.
"Sport is frankly mimic warfare."

29 June, 2007 - 10:51 p.m.
Doo doo doo, Dee dee dee ...

26 June, 2007 - 12:04 a.m.
Hail Hail

20 June, 2007 - 10:06 p.m.
Love's lamest love-song.

18 June, 2007 - 9:40 p.m.
It’s so cold in Alaska Auckland.

13 June, 2007 - 10:58 p.m.
“We're already dead…

11 June, 2007 - 9:54 p.m.
Classy.

06 June, 2007 - 9:55 p.m.
TireD.

04 June, 2007 - 12:07 p.m.
Queen's Birthday weekend.

03 June, 2007 - 10:54 p.m.
I've got my hash pipe.

02 June, 2007 - 12:43 p.m.
A fit of the blue D-vils

24 May, 2007 - 9:03 p.m.
Internet Love Song.

22 May, 2007 - 12:16 a.m.
The bee's knees.

18 May, 2007 - 11:41 p.m.
Love carries a Samurai sword.

17 May, 2007 - 9:59 p.m.
Forever. Forever, ever. Forever, ever?

11 May, 2007 - 10:25 p.m.
Reduce, reuse, recycle.

08 May, 2007 - 9:25 p.m.
"Give me words that move me."

01 May, 2007 - 11:04 p.m.
Karmic threesome.

27 April, 2007 - 11:02 p.m.
Handy jobs.

26 April, 2007 - 9:07 p.m.
I'll take the good news, thanks.

24 April, 2007 - 10:31 p.m.
Awe-G.

20 April, 2007 - 12:16 a.m.
You do it to yourself.

18 April, 2007 - 12:29 a.m.
Guns don't kill people?

14 April, 2007 - 10:41 p.m.
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll...

12 April, 2007 - 11:26 p.m.
Smilestones.

10 April, 2007 - 11:22 p.m.
Ain't a-gonna need this house no longer.

07 April, 2007 - 11:53 p.m.
Lacrimatus est Iesus.

04 April, 2007 - 11:02 p.m.
Skies of blue and black.

02 April, 2007 - 9:08 p.m.
It's April, fool.

29 March, 2007 - 9:11 p.m.
Braless Brainless Tuesday Thursday.

19 March, 2007 - 9:53 p.m.
He's like a D-Tuned radio...

18 March, 2007 - 10:21 p.m.
The Living Daylights.

14 March, 2007 - 9:42 p.m.
Scalpeled

08 March, 2007 - 10:42 p.m.
Get better work stories...

05 March, 2007 - 10:38 p.m.
You dig?

02 March, 2007 - 11:01 p.m.
Postsecret

28 February, 2007 - 10:29 p.m.
10th Anniversary, in the key of C.

26 February, 2007 - 11:06 p.m.
Tin Years.

21 February, 2007 - 10:55 p.m.
“Everybody needs to know it’s the year of the rat pig.”

19 February, 2007 - 11:08 p.m.
The Man.

18 February, 2007 - 12:20 a.m.
Working Man's Blues #2

14 February, 2007 - 8:35 p.m.
Got me checking my rear view mirror...

07 February, 2007 - 9:03 p.m.
When you were young

31 January, 2007 - 10:03 p.m.
In a club, down in old Soho.

29 January, 2007 - 11:08 a.m.
Dressed up like a car crash...

21 January, 2007 - 9:28 p.m.
What a hole lotta love.

19 January, 2007 - 4:05 p.m.
Smooth-headed criminal.

15 January, 2007 - 10:14 p.m.
Gotta be down with the hood...

11 January, 2007 - 9:06 p.m.
I am the Alfalfa and the Omega-3!

09 January, 2007 - 10:00 p.m.
I sentence you to be exposed...

04 January, 2007 - 11:27 p.m.
2 Kids 4 Sale: $1 Reserve.

03 January, 2007 - 10:03 p.m.
Home again, home again, jiggidy jig.

01 January, 2007 - 00:00. a.m.
All is quiet

24 December, 2006 - 11:29 p.m.
Season’s greetings!

21 December, 2006 - 11:34 p.m.
She’s got it. Yeah, baby, she’s got it.

20 December, 2006 - 10:42 p.m.
Ack.

19 December, 2006 - 10:01 p.m.
I’m Anaemic Royalty.

18 December, 2006 - 9:24 p.m.
School's out for summer ... almost.

15 December, 2006 - 10:45 p.m.
Get the gun, ma...

11 December, 2006 - 9:10 p.m.
So tired.

04 December, 2006 - 11:09 p.m.
Fake plastic trees.

01 December, 2006 - 10:57 p.m.
D-icktatorphone

30 November, 2006 - 10:51 p.m.
I read the news today, oh boy…

25 November, 2006 - 10:16 p.m.
D \m/ an

23 November, 2006 - 11:38 p.m.
Spank you very much.

23 November, 2006 - 12:11 a.m.
And words are all I have.

21 November, 2006 - 10:29 p.m.
When, like a running tap...

19 November, 2006 - 10:40 p.m.
Am I here to a muse you?

18 November, 2006 - 12:28 a.m.
Girl in a ditch.

15 November, 2006 - 11:12 p.m.
Product Recall

12 November, 2006 - 9:29 p.m.
Tenacious D-Man

10 November, 2006 - 11:45 p.m.
Unthieving bastards.

09 November, 2006 - 11:54 p.m.
Here comes the story of the hurricane...

08 November, 2006 - 11:43 p.m.
Severed Hand.

07 November, 2006 - 12:05 a.m.
Double Unhappy.

02 November, 2006 - 11:26 p.m.
Myrmecology

30 October, 2006 - 9:28 p.m.
And I run, run, run right to your heart…

26 October, 2006 - 11:23 p.m.
Feel like making lunch...

25 October, 2006 - 11:06 p.m.
Phone Six.

24 October, 2006 - 11:21 p.m.
Mobbed.

19 October, 2006 - 11:34 p.m.
Long Week. End.

17 October, 2006 - 11:24 p.m.
It’s so cold in Alaska.

16 October, 2006 - 8:27 p.m.
Eskimo Pie: Band Camp

12 October, 2006 - 8:57 p.m.
Pimpin'

11 October, 2006 - 12:01 a.m.
D-B-Day

07 October, 2006 - 11:23 p.m.
Bruised, but not broken

07 October, 2006 - 12:05 a.m.
Whiling away

04 October, 2006 - 9:25 p.m.
Seat Down

29 September, 2006 - 11:28 p.m.
You give D fever

26 September, 2006 - 4:18 p.m.
Web Maintenance

24 September, 2006 - 9:21 p.m.
I've bin everywhere, man...

18 September, 2006 - 10:06 p.m.
Happy Cake.

15 September, 2006 - 10:48 p.m.
What's up, my ninjas?

12 September, 2006 - 11:07 p.m.
Realisation

04 September, 2006 - 10:53 p.m.
Thyme won't give me thyme.

01 September, 2006 - 11:52 p.m.
Overworked and underlaid.

31 August, 2006 - 9:16 p.m.
More than a handful's a waste.

23 August, 2006 - 10:38 p.m.
Punch you all

17 August, 2006 - 10:22 p.m.
Supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhalitosis

15 August, 2006 - 9:51 p.m.
Love was blind

09 August, 2006 - 10:49 p.m.
Home is where your hash is.

28 July, 2006 - 11:47 p.m.
If we took a holiday...

28 July, 2006 - 11:47 p.m.
If we took a holiday...

24 July, 2006 - 11:39 p.m.
President's 'dress.

20 July, 2006 - 10:35 p.m.
Lost train track of thought.

17 July, 2006 - 10:58 p.m.
Big boned. Like a dinosaur.

15 July, 2006 - 12:34 a.m.
D-Minor

12 July, 2006 - 10:06 p.m.
Shave me, Jeebus!

10 July, 2006 - 9:25 p.m.
Butthead headbutts chest and gets butt kicked.

08 July, 2006 - 12:51 a.m.
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

05 July, 2006 - 10:38 p.m.
Silent Lucidity

03 July, 2006 - 11:16 p.m.
Ginger Whinger

27 June, 2006 - 11:36 p.m.
You should be dancing. Yeah.

26 June, 2006 - 11:44 p.m.
Unhappy Families

24 June, 2006 - 12:51 a.m.
Oh, what a wicked web we weave…

22 June, 2006 - 12:00 a.m.
My goodness, My Guinness!

19 June, 2006 - 9:40 p.m.
Catapostrophe.

18 June, 2006 - 12:26 a.m.
Set phrases to dumb

14 June, 2006 - 9:52 p.m.
Brazil Brush

13 June, 2006 - 12:15 a.m.
Y2late

11 June, 2006 - 10:24 p.m.
Bi-polar beer

10 June, 2006 - 1:07 a.m.
There was a crooked man who wore a crooked smile

07 June, 2006 - 12:03 a.m.
Go shawty...

04 June, 2006 - 10:40 p.m.
Zipple from my nipple

03 June, 2006 - 12:28 a.m.
Heard the sound of a poet who died in the gutter…

31 May, 2006 - 10:40 p.m.
Lost in transliteration

29 May, 2006 - 9:57 p.m.
Those who can’t

27 May, 2006 - 12:09 a.m.
Wow, all those ninja lessons really paid off...

22 May, 2006 - 11:19 p.m.
Shall Foil

21 May, 2006 - 12:59 a.m.
I was really drunk at the time...

17 May, 2006 - 12:14 a.m.
Lick My Love Pump

11 May, 2006 - 8:53 p.m.
Soddenized

07 May, 2006 - 9:27 p.m.
Longing

05 May, 2006 - 4:47 p.m.
Armaged-man

02 May, 2006 - 11:47 p.m.
D-Luded.

28 April, 2006 - 11:05 p.m.
Goddamn Cave Trolls.

22 April, 2006 - 11:46 p.m.
Penguin P0rn

18 April, 2006 - 11:50 p.m.
Death of a campground.

11 April, 2006 - 11:20 p.m.
D-Oblogated

08 April, 2006 - 12:15 a.m.
When doves cry.

05 April, 2006 - 11:59 p.m.
Psalms 23:5

03 April, 2006 - 11:53 p.m.
No way I'm disco dancing...

01 April, 2006 - 4:58 p.m.
"Urban" Cowboy

30 March, 2006 - 12:05 a.m.
Guest blogging, across the Universe…

27 March, 2006 - 12:18 a.m.
Mormons Moronymous.

25 March, 2006 - 12:24 p.m.
Lost God. Reward offered.

21 March, 2006 - 11:59 a.m.
Back in the saddle again…

18 March, 2006 - 10:08 p.m.
The Crips killed Tupac

15 March, 2006 - 12:09 a.m.
Show us your tits.

09 March, 2006 - 11:57 p.m.
Imaginary all the people…

08 March, 2006 - 10:35 p.m.
And I guess that I just don't know

08 March, 2006 - 12:00 a.m.
Eye am stoopid

03 March, 2006 - 11:54 p.m.
Hot diggity.

01 March, 2006 - 12:36 a.m.
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words…

27 February, 2006 - 9:19 p.m.
I’ll have some more horse shit, please.

23 February, 2006 - 11:51 p.m.
Sweet az, (lil’) bro.

20 February, 2006 - 10:23 p.m.
Sweet As, Bro.

17 February, 2006 - 5:25 p.m.
I need a beer...

14 February, 2006 - 11:13 p.m.
Love carries a Samurai sword.

14 February, 2006 - 7:28 a.m.
V.D.

13 February, 2006 - 9:51 p.m.
Mondayitis

12 February, 2006 - 1:08 a.m.
Who the ...?

10 February, 2006 - 4:06 p.m.
Blogversary

07 February, 2006 - 8:20 p.m.
Song #2

06 February, 2006 - 12:09 a.m.
The mother of all...

03 February, 2006 - 9:31 p.m.
No one expects the Danish Inquisition

01 February, 2006 - 10:25 p.m.
5, 6, grab your crucifix...

30 January, 2006 - 11:19 p.m.
Spoiler

25 January, 2006 - 10:14 p.m.
More good uses for monkey poo.

19 January, 2006 - 12:57 a.m.
Inebriated Simian Miscreant.

13 January, 2006 - 12:20 a.m.
MP3-PO

12 January, 2006 - 12:16 a.m.
Superman, where are you now?

10 January, 2006 - 11:00 p.m.
It`s just not cricket.

09 January, 2006 - 9:23 p.m.
Ecstasy

06 January, 2006 - 12:20 a.m.
What if this is as good as it gets?

03 January, 2006 - 2:08 p.m.
This one goes out to the one I love…

01 January, 2006 - 9:40 p.m.
Resolved

31 December, 2005 - 1:39 p.m.
It`s only a Northern Song…

28 December, 2005 - 10:43 p.m.
Sweet groupie love

26 December, 2005 - 10:33 p.m.
Let`s (not) get retarded in here...

25 December, 2005 - 4:41 p.m.
War is over (If you want it)

17 December, 2005 - 11:15 p.m.
Hi, D-name is...

16 December, 2005 - 10:42 p.m.
Book-Book

14 December, 2005 - 9:55 p.m.
Smarter than the average beer…

13 December, 2005 - 4:55 p.m.
Eye Spy

10 December, 2005 - 1:17 p.m.
Cowboys and Indian-Indians...

09 December, 2005 - 1:36 p.m.
Cyber Squatting.

08 December, 2005 - 12:33 a.m.
High school. Heh.

04 December, 2005 - 10:41 p.m.
Stoves are people too...

03 December, 2005 - 7:57 a.m.
Mongol Happy.

01 December, 2005 - 9:27 p.m.
Hahahahahaaaaa, Funny joke! (I don`t get it…)

28 November, 2005 - 11:39 p.m.
Searching for something.

25 November, 2005 - 11:09 p.m.
I`m always late, but I`m never running...

20 November, 2005 - 9:52 p.m.
Keeping it in D-Family...

16 November, 2005 - 11:36 p.m.
Christmas is coming.

15 November, 2005 - 9:17 p.m.
Highpathetically speaking.

14 November, 2005 - 4:14 p.m.
Someone`s in the kitchen with D-Man...

11 November, 2005 - 3:46 p.m.
(S)Hit List

08 November, 2005 - 2:11 p.m.
Oopsy-Daisy

04 November, 2005 - 2:39 p.m.
Ninja skills 101

02 November, 2005 - 10:18 p.m.
All Souls Day

28 October, 2005 - 12:26 p.m.
Egotesticle

25 October, 2005 - 3:57 p.m.
Phishing...

19 October, 2005 - 10:58 p.m.
Bad memes are made of this...

17 October, 2005 - 1:46 p.m.
D-Man Worshipping

14 October, 2005 - 4:13 p.m.
Cat up tree.

11 October, 2005 - 1:49 p.m.
Would you believe 26?

07 October, 2005 - 9:09 p.m.
To Whom It Does Concern:

05 October, 2005 - 3:50 p.m.
Dirty Deeds.

01 October, 2005 - 10:56 p.m.
If the sun refused to shine ...

30 September, 2005 - 1:55 p.m.
Special Olympics, here I come!

27 September, 2005 - 8:41 p.m.
Went to see the gypsy...

23 September, 2005 - 4:01 p.m.
Howdy Ho, Crap Neighbour.

20 September, 2005 - 4:03 p.m.
Uncivil Union.

16 September, 2005 - 11:04 p.m.
I dream of D-Man.

15 September, 2005 - 1:10 p.m.
Arse.

14 September, 2005 - 2:47 p.m.
And then there was(n`t) light...

12 September, 2005 - 3:50 p.m.
T.G.I.M.

08 September, 2005 - 1:28 p.m.
Hairy Hippy Freaks

06 September, 2005 - 1:17 p.m.
Pleading that word Insanity ...

05 September, 2005 - 3:25 p.m.
Up and at ‘em

04 September, 2005 - 12:18 a.m.
Unhappy Anniversary

01 September, 2005 - 11:17 a.m.
Wax on, fuck off!

29 August, 2005 - 11:17 p.m.
Wham! I am ! D-Man!

25 August, 2005 - 9:47 p.m.
Phew.

23 August, 2005 - 9:11 p.m.
Four-lettered stupidity.

16 August, 2005 - 11:50 a.m.
Running with scissors

12 August, 2005 - 4:25 p.m.
I see dumb people

11 August, 2005 - 3:19 p.m.
Vote D-Man for evil dictator

08 August, 2005 - 9:07 p.m.
Not going out like that

05 August, 2005 - 3:43 p.m.
A fridge with no beer

04 August, 2005 - 1:48 p.m.
Shaved.

02 August, 2005 - 12:23 p.m.
Glove Treatment.

01 August, 2005 - 12:01 p.m.
12-Inch Blue Vein

29 July, 2005 - 1:12 p.m.
It`s the freakin weekend...

28 July, 2005 - 11:43 a.m.
Muthawhaka!

27 July, 2005 - 2:01 p.m.
Hump Day.

25 July, 2005 - 10:18 a.m.
Creative differences

22 July, 2005 - 4:43 p.m.
Saving the be(a)st for last...

21 July, 2005 - 12:09 p.m.
Scream of unconsciousness

19 July, 2005 - 4:25 p.m.
Book Review

18 July, 2005 - 10:47 a.m.
Poohs & Facials (So. I`m.mature.)

14 July, 2005 - 8:25 a.m.
Send in the gimp!

12 July, 2005 - 11:12 p.m.
Chuggalug...

09 July, 2005 - 12:13 a.m.
Again...

08 July, 2005 - 8:12 a.m.
On the streets of London...

07 July, 2005 - 3:00 p.m.
Scrubs-a-dub-dub

05 July, 2005 - 5:00 p.m.
Land of the free?

05 July, 2005 - 10:24 a.m.
Slaves are sold.

04 July, 2005 - 3:11 p.m.
Mooooo ...

01 July, 2005 - 2:09 p.m.
Bursting Bubbles

29 June, 2005 - 3:54 p.m.
Cycle Psycho

24 June, 2005 - 2:16 p.m.
A lesson not forgotten...

22 June, 2005 - 10:35 a.m.
Customer of the year

20 June, 2005 - 11:22 a.m.
My Hicktown

17 June, 2005 - 1:12 p.m.
Spooky

16 June, 2005 - 12:29 p.m.
Maximus Moronicus

15 June, 2005 - 9:18 a.m.
Nice Behind

14 June, 2005 - 9:33 a.m.
Smooth Criminal

12 June, 2005 - 12:10 p.m.
Cry Baby

08 June, 2005 - 10:26 p.m.
Back in Black

27 May, 2005 - 11:45 p.m.
D-Man`s not here, man!

27 May, 2005 - 11:39 p.m.
To keep you occupied ...

27 May, 2005 - 4:15 p.m.
Can I phone a friend?

27 May, 2005 - 11:20 a.m.
Brain Farts

26 May, 2005 - 11:26 a.m.
Drugs, not hugs.

25 May, 2005 - 3:13 p.m.
Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z!

24 May, 2005 - 3:25 p.m.
Beefcake!

23 May, 2005 - 11:51 a.m.
Yoko? Oh, No!

22 May, 2005 - 10:00 a.m.
You eeeddiot, Stimpy

21 May, 2005 - 12:26 p.m.
Whatever.

20 May, 2005 - 12:05 p.m.
Stupid is, as stupid does.

18 May, 2005 - 11:08 a.m.
Talking crap

17 May, 2005 - 11:51 a.m.
Sorry about the weather

15 May, 2005 - 10:52 p.m.
Huh huh huh, uh huh huh; This sucks!

11 May, 2005 - 4:16 p.m.
Noassatol update

09 May, 2005 - 8:40 a.m.
Hangin Tough

04 May, 2005 - 2:19 p.m.
No, God Bless You!

03 May, 2005 - 11:45 a.m.
Mmmmm beer

30 April, 2005 - 12:26 a.m.
I`ll tell you no lies

28 April, 2005 - 8:14 a.m.
Ask me no questions

26 April, 2005 - 10:50 a.m.
(That was not) A Close Shave.

23 April, 2005 - 10:41 p.m.
Red Pill/Blue Pill?

21 April, 2005 - 10:05 a.m.
We`ll make great pets

20 April, 2005 - 11:37 a.m.
Bad Hair, Blog Muthas & Damn Questions

18 April, 2005 - 1:15 p.m.
Die(t)

14 April, 2005 - 7:32 p.m.
My tribe is The Honky (?)

12 April, 2005 - 6:24 p.m.
Super, Man…

11 April, 2005 - 8:23 p.m.
Will. Fucking. Smith.

06 April, 2005 - 2:52 p.m.
What the flock?

03 April, 2005 - 10:59 p.m.
Don’t step in the doggerel

01 April, 2005 - 9:42 a.m.
I pity the April Fool

31 March, 2005 - 1:09 a.m.
I like big butts and I cannot lie

29 March, 2005 - 10:50 a.m.
How To Suck Eggs

24 March, 2005 - 9:04 p.m.
A cellmate named Bubba

21 March, 2005 - 6:40 p.m.
Fun Run. Ha!

17 March, 2005 - 8:21 p.m.
Great Burps of Fire…

15 March, 2005 - 12:28 p.m.
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

13 March, 2005 - 10:03 p.m.
Totally Gay

11 March, 2005 - 12:34 a.m.
Fuk U Man on Bike

07 March, 2005 - 12:32 p.m.
Half-full Fool

03 March, 2005 - 7:19 p.m.
Damned Dirty Apes

28 February, 2005 - 11:53 p.m.
Monkey see, Monkey hump.

24 February, 2005 - 11:39 a.m.
You dopey sh!t

21 February, 2005 - 10:19 p.m.
Dead Men Talking

20 February, 2005 - 5:16 p.m.
The Truth (?)

18 February, 2005 - 9:59 p.m.
Ridiculous Looking...

17 February, 2005 - 8:24 a.m.
Green eggs & spam

15 February, 2005 - 8:47 a.m.
Fight Club

14 February, 2005 - 8:33 a.m.
You want V.D.?

13 February, 2005 - 11:00 a.m.
A police horse ...

11 February, 2005 - 1:24 p.m.
You had me

10 February, 2005 - 8:05 p.m.
In cyber-space

10 February, 2005 - 8:05 p.m.
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